For 12 years I kept a biscuit that I made in Miss Pinkston's Home Economics class at Pascagoula Junior High.  It was harder than granite and never got moldy.  Even after I threw it out, it was a constant threat to me.  I would never try to make the dreaded biscuits from scratch!!  That is - until I discovered this recipe.  It is Pam-proof!  Great biscuits every time and only two ingredients.
Ingredients
1 cup self-rising flour  (You MUST use self-rising!)
1 cup heavy whipping cream
Steps
  1. Mix the whipping cream and the self-rising flour.  
  2. Drop the biscuits from a tablespoon onto a greased cookie sheet. (Make it a heaping tablespoon.)
  3. Leave enough room for expansion.
  4. Bake the biscuits at 425° F for 15 to 20 minutes until light golden brown.
  5. Serve with lots of butter, (Who cares?  You're already eating whipping cream!) honey, jam, or cream gravy. 
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