When the going gets tough, the tough make cookies. ~ Erma Bombeck

If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook!  My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad. ~ Dolly Parton

Pre-heat the oven?  Really?  If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place. ~Adam Peterson

And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~George Carlin

In Mexico we have a word for sushi: bait. ~Jose Simon  

  If God had intended us to follow recipes,  He wouldn't have given us grandmothers. ~ Linda Henley

Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst

The story of barbecue is the story of America:  Settlers arrive on great unspoiled continent, discover wondrous riches, set them on fire and eat them. ~Vince Staten

My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty! ~Rachael Ray

I grill, therefore I am. ~Alton Brown

Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. ~Walt Kelly

The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. ~ Andy Rooney

Cold beer & pizza are spiritual.  ~Betsy Cañas Garmon

​Life is uncertain.  Eat dessert first.  ~ Ernestine Ulmer

The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~ American proverb

The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. ~ Garrison Keillor

The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. ~ Sophia Loren

You don't need a silver fork to eat good food.  ~ Paul Prudhomme

Cooking is the art of adjustment. ~Jacques Pepin

Too few people understand a ​really good sandwich. ~James Beard

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