If you like good ol' fashion Southern soul food then, yes, I am a good cook! My specialty is chicken dumplings and poke salad.
~ Dolly Parton
If God had intended us to follow recipes, He wouldn't have given us grandmothers. ~ Linda Henley
And, of course, the funniest food of all, kumquats. ~George Carlin
Pre-heat the oven? Really? If I was the sort of person who planned ahead, I wouldn't be eating this Totino's Party Pizza in the first place. ~ Adam Peterson
My mom said the two most important kitchen utensils are attached to your arms... you cannot mix up meatballs with a wooden spoon, get in there, get your fingers dirty! ~Rachael Ray
Food for thought is no substitute for the real thing. ~Walt Kelly
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands—and then eat just one of the pieces. ~Judith Viorst
I grill, therefore I am. ~Alton Brown
The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it. ~ Andy Rooney
Cold beer & pizza are spiritual. ~Betsy Cañas Garmon
The most dangerous food is wedding cake. ~ American proverb
Life is uncertain. Eat dessert first. ~ Ernestine Ulmer
The highlight of my childhood was making my brother laugh so hard that food came out of his nose. ~ Garrison Keillor
The most indispensable ingredient of all good home cooking: love for those you are cooking for. ~ Sophia Loren
You don't need a silver fork to eat good food. ~ Paul Prudhomme
Cooking is the art of adjustment. ~Jacques Pepin
Too few people understand a really good sandwich. ~James Beard